Thor (2011)

Poster:

Where I Found It:
Movie Theater 

Summary:
The warrior Thor (Hemsworth) is cast out of the fantastic realm of Asgard by his father Odin (Hopkins) for his arrogance and sent to Earth to live among humans. Falling in love with scientist Jane Foster (Portman) teaches Thor much-needed lessons, and his new-found strength comes into play as a villain from his homeland sends dark forces toward Earth.

Favorite Scene:
Stan Lee drives a souped up dodge pickup trying to pull the hammer of Thor from the ground, and than rips the bed fright off the truck.

Favorite Quote:
“Your no match for the mighty… (hits window)” 

After Thoughts:
 30 mins in kinda sucks. so an ice cube pops up and tries to steal shit. blonde dude gets pissed and travels to their planet gets his ass kicked.  than banished along w/ a hammer to earth.
After that. pretty on the edge of my seat. I loved the SHIELD continuity. The special effects were amazing. The actor playing Thor was actually good. However if the pieces didn’t line up this could have been complete horse shit.

Checklist:
(No) Asshole Teacher
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(No) Boobies
(No) Can’t Shoot for Shit
(No) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(No) Dumb Blonde
(No) Hardcore Ricer, I mean racer
(No) Horrible Dubbing
(No) Laugh Track Credits
(No) Lesbians
(No) Male Nudity
(Sorta) Morgan Freeman Narration
(No) Movie Title Soundtrack Song
(Yes) Popeye Spinach Effect
(No) Pregnant Plot Changer
(No) Quicksand
(No) Secret Handshakes
(No) Smoking Is Cool???
(No) Strip Tease
(No) Unnecessary Sentence Enhancers (Swears)
(No) Urination
(No) Vomiting
Stereotypes:
Aliens, Comics

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Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

Poster:

Where I Found It:
Computer (Personal 80’s Collection)

Summary:
Follows a group of high school students growing up in southern California, based on the real-life adventures chronicled by Cameron Crowe. Stacy Hamilton and Mark Ratner are looking for a love interest, and are helped along by their older classmates, Linda Barrett and Mike Damone, respectively. The center of the film is held by Jeff Spicoli, a perpetually stoned surfer dude who faces off with the resolute Mr. Hand, who is convinced that everyone is on dope.

Favorite Scene:
The guy part of me wants to say the pool scene, however the kill lincoln scene did it for me

Favorite Quote:
“I Want Her To Live, I Want Her To Breath, I Want Her To Aerobicise” 

After Thoughts:
 Is this the start oh the high school movie deal. the bathroom scene may be the start of the american pie type movies/comedys

Checklist:
(Yes) Asshole Teacher
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(Yes) Boobies
(No) Can’t Shoot for Shit
(No) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(Yes) Dumb Blonde
(Iffy) Hardcore Ricer, I mean racer
(Yes) Horrible Dubbing
(No) Laugh Track Credits
(No) Lesbians
(Yes) Male Nudity
(No) Morgan Freeman Narration
(No) Movie Title Soundtrack Song
(No) Popeye Spinach Effect
(No) Pregnant Plot Changer
(No) Quicksand
(No) Secret Handshakes
(No) Smoking Is Cool???
(Yes) Strip Tease
(Yes) Unnecessary Sentence Enhancers (Swears)
(No) Urination
(No) Vomiting
Stereotypes:
High school, teenagers, asshole teachers

Back On Track

Namaste

Well Lost got me addicted so in 18 days i watched all 3 seasons.
So I’m here to tell ya’ll (noone really) that I’m getting back to the Movie Project

Alex
AParrette

Weird Science (1985)

Poster:

Where I Found It:
Computer (Personal 80’s Collection)

Summary:
Two unpopular teenagers, Gary and Wyatt, fail at all attempts to be accepted by their peers. Their desperation to be liked leads them to “create” a woman via their computer. Their living and breathing creation is a gorgeous woman, Lisa, whose purpose is to boost their confidence level by putting them into situations which require Gary and Wyatt to act like men. On their road to becoming accepted, they encounter many hilarious obstacles, which gives the movie an overall sense of silliness.

Favorite Scene:
Accidental Missile Creation

Favorite Quote:
“I Want Her To Live, I Want Her To Breath, I Want Her To Aerobicise” 

After Thoughts:
An old school throwback that I loved when I was a kid. Didn’t like the computer hacking scene.

Checklist:
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(Yes) Boobies
(No) Can’t Shoot for Shit
(No) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(Yes) Dumb Blonde
(No) Hardcore Ricer, I mean racer
(No) Laugh Track Credits
(No) Lesbians
(Yes) Male Nudity
(No) Morgan Freeman Narration
(Yes) Movie Title Soundtrack Song
(No) Popeye Spinach Effect
(No) Pregnant Plot Changer
(No) Quicksand
(Yes) Secret Handshakes
(Yes) Smoking Is Cool???
(No) Strip Tease
(Yes) Unnecessary Sentence Enhancers (Swears)
(No) Urination
(Close) Vomiting
Stereotypes:
Super Easy Hacking, Bikers, And Maybe Sluts

The Cannonball Run (1981)

Poster:

Summary:
A wild, illegal, and popular cross-country car race is organized, and the eccentric entrants will do anything to win, including low-down, dirty tricks.

Favorite Scene:
The whole fuckin movie!!

Favorite Quote:
“Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black  Lamborghini. Car 42, you’ve been in pursuit for two hours. Another five minutes and you’ll be in Arizona. Yeah, and we’re going to stay in pursuit until we catch them. It didn’t take us THAT long to catch Dillinger.” 

After Thoughts:
Win! A movie I actually liked all to most the way thru

Checklist:
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(Yes) Boobies
(No) Can’t Shoot for Shit
(No) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(Yes) Dumb Blonde
(Yes) Hardcore Ricer, I mean racer
(Yes) Laugh Track Credits
(Maybe) Lesbians
(No) Male Nudity
(No) Pregnant Plot Changer
(No) Strip Tease
(No) Unnecessary Sentence Enhancers (Swears)
(No) Urination
(No) Vomiting
Stereotypes:
55 MPH doesn’t suck

Sex Madness (1938)

Poster:

Summary:
Philanthropist Paul Lorenz is one of the more public faces in the fight against behavior that spreads the many “social diseases”, such as syphilis and gonorrhea. An example of such behavior is going to or performing in burlesque shows, which promotes casual sex. Indeed, many in the audience at one burlesque show in New York have only sex on their mind, including young unmarried couple James and Jane, office colleagues Peggy and Betty (Peggy who is trying to seduce Betty), and Paul Lorenz’s son himself, Tom Lorenz, who is looking forward to an after show group sex party, which will include some of the girls from the show, such as Sheila Wayne, who has syphilis but treats it as casually as her sex. One of the show girls who won’t be attending the party is Millicent Hamilton. From a small town, good girl Millicent’s pre-engagement to her boyfriend Wendel Hope was interrupted when she won a beauty contest with a trip to New York…

Favorite Scene:
Lesbian Touching

Favorite Quote:
“Your cured, and the cost? $100, at the worst maybe ten times that” 

After Thoughts:
WTF? this seriously had to be about how hot lesbians ruined the world. How Syphilis took a one month treatment and you couldn’t get married after

Checklist:
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(No) Boobies
(No) Can’t Shoot for Shit
(No) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(No) Dumb Blonde
(No) Hardcore Ricer, I mean racer
(Yes) Lesbians
(No) Male Nudity
(No) Pregnant Plot Changer
(Yes) Strip Tease
(Np) Unnecessary Sentence Enhancers (Swears)
(No) Urination
(No) Vomiting
Stereotypes:
Sex, Drugs, & Rock & Roll

Fast Five (2011)

Poster:

Summary:
Former cop Brian O’Conner partners with ex-con Dom Toretto on the opposite side of the law. Since Brian and Mia Toretto broke Dom out of custody, they’ve blown across many borders to elude authorities. Now backed into a corner in Rio de Janeiro, they must pull one last job in order to gain their freedom. As they assemble their elite team of top racers, the unlikely allies know their only shot of getting out for good means confronting the corrupt businessman who wants them dead. But he’s not the only one on their tail. Hard-nosed federal agent Luke Hobbs never misses his target. When he is assigned to track down Dom and Brian, he and his strike team launch an all-out assault to capture them. But as his men tear through Brazil, Hobbs learns he can’t separate the good guys from the bad. Now, he must rely on his instincts to corner his prey… before someone else runs them down first.

Favorite Scene:
Off road Flat Bed Truck

Favorite Quote:
“Had to make a call huh? Shitty Call O’Connor, Shitty Call” 

After Thoughts:
I am simply left in amazement by my fav scene listed above.  So far what i can piece together is that the story line goes as far: fast and teh furious 1, fast and the furious 2 as a sideline, fast 4 as they head south, fast 5 (this movie), and then finally tokyo drift. now the way they put out the movies makes no sense, but they follow a tie in basis.
So this movie actually had me glued throughout, i found myself routing for them the whole time, the ending was a very nice twist and this has me neck and neck tied w/ ff3 for my favorite of the series. Now i also believe there may be another with roman pierce and tj, and possibly han and the girl in madrid

 Checklist:
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(No) Boobies
(Yes) Can’t Shoot for Shit
(Yes) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(No) Dumb Blonde
(Yes) Hardcore Ricer, I mean racer
(No) Male Nudity
(Yes) Pregnant Plot Changer
Stereotypes: Ricers, drug cartels, the rock,crooked cops
(Yes) Unnecessary Sentence Enhancers (Swears)
(No) Urination
(No) Vomiting

High School High (1996)

Poster:

Summary:
Richard Clark has just left the well-known Wellington Academy to teach at Marion Barry High School. Now, he will try to inspire the D-average students into making good grades and try to woo a fellow teacher.

Favorite Scene:
The chicken run scene

Favorite Quote:
“As far vasectomies go, never use the home kit” 

After Thoughts:
Sadly this was almost exactly like the naked gun movies, except with more racial stereotypes. Most of all the jokes were either very dry, an overplayed stereotype, or  just too dumb to count for anything

 Checklist:
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(Sorta) Boobies
(No) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(Sorta) Dumb Blonde
(Yes) Male Nudity
Stereotypes: Multiple regarding inner cities and bad high schools
(No) Urination
(No) Vomiting

How does it work?>

Well, I will watch at least one movie per day until i die. Sounds like fun huh?

Well All the posts will include this awesome loose hierarchy:

  • Movie Title
  • IMDB Link
  • Poster / DVD Image
  • My Thoughts
  • Was it Worth the Time?
  • Would I Watch it Again?
  • Recommend it?
  • Favorite Scene (Description)
  • Favorite Quote
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