Monthly Archives: May 2011

Thor (2011)

Poster:

Where I Found It:
Movie Theater 

Summary:
The warrior Thor (Hemsworth) is cast out of the fantastic realm of Asgard by his father Odin (Hopkins) for his arrogance and sent to Earth to live among humans. Falling in love with scientist Jane Foster (Portman) teaches Thor much-needed lessons, and his new-found strength comes into play as a villain from his homeland sends dark forces toward Earth.

Favorite Scene:
Stan Lee drives a souped up dodge pickup trying to pull the hammer of Thor from the ground, and than rips the bed fright off the truck.

Favorite Quote:
“Your no match for the mighty… (hits window)” 

After Thoughts:
 30 mins in kinda sucks. so an ice cube pops up and tries to steal shit. blonde dude gets pissed and travels to their planet gets his ass kicked.  than banished along w/ a hammer to earth.
After that. pretty on the edge of my seat. I loved the SHIELD continuity. The special effects were amazing. The actor playing Thor was actually good. However if the pieces didn’t line up this could have been complete horse shit.

Checklist:
(No) Asshole Teacher
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(No) Boobies
(No) Can’t Shoot for Shit
(No) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(No) Dumb Blonde
(No) Hardcore Ricer, I mean racer
(No) Horrible Dubbing
(No) Laugh Track Credits
(No) Lesbians
(No) Male Nudity
(Sorta) Morgan Freeman Narration
(No) Movie Title Soundtrack Song
(Yes) Popeye Spinach Effect
(No) Pregnant Plot Changer
(No) Quicksand
(No) Secret Handshakes
(No) Smoking Is Cool???
(No) Strip Tease
(No) Unnecessary Sentence Enhancers (Swears)
(No) Urination
(No) Vomiting
Stereotypes:
Aliens, Comics

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Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)

Poster:

Where I Found It:
Computer (Personal 80’s Collection)

Summary:
Follows a group of high school students growing up in southern California, based on the real-life adventures chronicled by Cameron Crowe. Stacy Hamilton and Mark Ratner are looking for a love interest, and are helped along by their older classmates, Linda Barrett and Mike Damone, respectively. The center of the film is held by Jeff Spicoli, a perpetually stoned surfer dude who faces off with the resolute Mr. Hand, who is convinced that everyone is on dope.

Favorite Scene:
The guy part of me wants to say the pool scene, however the kill lincoln scene did it for me

Favorite Quote:
“I Want Her To Live, I Want Her To Breath, I Want Her To Aerobicise” 

After Thoughts:
 Is this the start oh the high school movie deal. the bathroom scene may be the start of the american pie type movies/comedys

Checklist:
(Yes) Asshole Teacher
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(Yes) Boobies
(No) Can’t Shoot for Shit
(No) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(Yes) Dumb Blonde
(Iffy) Hardcore Ricer, I mean racer
(Yes) Horrible Dubbing
(No) Laugh Track Credits
(No) Lesbians
(Yes) Male Nudity
(No) Morgan Freeman Narration
(No) Movie Title Soundtrack Song
(No) Popeye Spinach Effect
(No) Pregnant Plot Changer
(No) Quicksand
(No) Secret Handshakes
(No) Smoking Is Cool???
(Yes) Strip Tease
(Yes) Unnecessary Sentence Enhancers (Swears)
(No) Urination
(No) Vomiting
Stereotypes:
High school, teenagers, asshole teachers

Back On Track

Namaste

Well Lost got me addicted so in 18 days i watched all 3 seasons.
So I’m here to tell ya’ll (noone really) that I’m getting back to the Movie Project

Alex
AParrette

Weird Science (1985)

Poster:

Where I Found It:
Computer (Personal 80’s Collection)

Summary:
Two unpopular teenagers, Gary and Wyatt, fail at all attempts to be accepted by their peers. Their desperation to be liked leads them to “create” a woman via their computer. Their living and breathing creation is a gorgeous woman, Lisa, whose purpose is to boost their confidence level by putting them into situations which require Gary and Wyatt to act like men. On their road to becoming accepted, they encounter many hilarious obstacles, which gives the movie an overall sense of silliness.

Favorite Scene:
Accidental Missile Creation

Favorite Quote:
“I Want Her To Live, I Want Her To Breath, I Want Her To Aerobicise” 

After Thoughts:
An old school throwback that I loved when I was a kid. Didn’t like the computer hacking scene.

Checklist:
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(Yes) Boobies
(No) Can’t Shoot for Shit
(No) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(Yes) Dumb Blonde
(No) Hardcore Ricer, I mean racer
(No) Laugh Track Credits
(No) Lesbians
(Yes) Male Nudity
(No) Morgan Freeman Narration
(Yes) Movie Title Soundtrack Song
(No) Popeye Spinach Effect
(No) Pregnant Plot Changer
(No) Quicksand
(Yes) Secret Handshakes
(Yes) Smoking Is Cool???
(No) Strip Tease
(Yes) Unnecessary Sentence Enhancers (Swears)
(No) Urination
(Close) Vomiting
Stereotypes:
Super Easy Hacking, Bikers, And Maybe Sluts

The Cannonball Run (1981)

Poster:

Summary:
A wild, illegal, and popular cross-country car race is organized, and the eccentric entrants will do anything to win, including low-down, dirty tricks.

Favorite Scene:
The whole fuckin movie!!

Favorite Quote:
“Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black  Lamborghini. Car 42, you’ve been in pursuit for two hours. Another five minutes and you’ll be in Arizona. Yeah, and we’re going to stay in pursuit until we catch them. It didn’t take us THAT long to catch Dillinger.” 

After Thoughts:
Win! A movie I actually liked all to most the way thru

Checklist:
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(Yes) Boobies
(No) Can’t Shoot for Shit
(No) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(Yes) Dumb Blonde
(Yes) Hardcore Ricer, I mean racer
(Yes) Laugh Track Credits
(Maybe) Lesbians
(No) Male Nudity
(No) Pregnant Plot Changer
(No) Strip Tease
(No) Unnecessary Sentence Enhancers (Swears)
(No) Urination
(No) Vomiting
Stereotypes:
55 MPH doesn’t suck

Sex Madness (1938)

Poster:

Summary:
Philanthropist Paul Lorenz is one of the more public faces in the fight against behavior that spreads the many “social diseases”, such as syphilis and gonorrhea. An example of such behavior is going to or performing in burlesque shows, which promotes casual sex. Indeed, many in the audience at one burlesque show in New York have only sex on their mind, including young unmarried couple James and Jane, office colleagues Peggy and Betty (Peggy who is trying to seduce Betty), and Paul Lorenz’s son himself, Tom Lorenz, who is looking forward to an after show group sex party, which will include some of the girls from the show, such as Sheila Wayne, who has syphilis but treats it as casually as her sex. One of the show girls who won’t be attending the party is Millicent Hamilton. From a small town, good girl Millicent’s pre-engagement to her boyfriend Wendel Hope was interrupted when she won a beauty contest with a trip to New York…

Favorite Scene:
Lesbian Touching

Favorite Quote:
“Your cured, and the cost? $100, at the worst maybe ten times that” 

After Thoughts:
WTF? this seriously had to be about how hot lesbians ruined the world. How Syphilis took a one month treatment and you couldn’t get married after

Checklist:
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(No) Boobies
(No) Can’t Shoot for Shit
(No) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(No) Dumb Blonde
(No) Hardcore Ricer, I mean racer
(Yes) Lesbians
(No) Male Nudity
(No) Pregnant Plot Changer
(Yes) Strip Tease
(Np) Unnecessary Sentence Enhancers (Swears)
(No) Urination
(No) Vomiting
Stereotypes:
Sex, Drugs, & Rock & Roll

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