Category Archives: 2010’s

Thor (2011)

Poster:

Where I Found It:
Movie Theater 

Summary:
The warrior Thor (Hemsworth) is cast out of the fantastic realm of Asgard by his father Odin (Hopkins) for his arrogance and sent to Earth to live among humans. Falling in love with scientist Jane Foster (Portman) teaches Thor much-needed lessons, and his new-found strength comes into play as a villain from his homeland sends dark forces toward Earth.

Favorite Scene:
Stan Lee drives a souped up dodge pickup trying to pull the hammer of Thor from the ground, and than rips the bed fright off the truck.

Favorite Quote:
“Your no match for the mighty… (hits window)” 

After Thoughts:
 30 mins in kinda sucks. so an ice cube pops up and tries to steal shit. blonde dude gets pissed and travels to their planet gets his ass kicked.  than banished along w/ a hammer to earth.
After that. pretty on the edge of my seat. I loved the SHIELD continuity. The special effects were amazing. The actor playing Thor was actually good. However if the pieces didn’t line up this could have been complete horse shit.

Checklist:
(No) Asshole Teacher
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(No) Boobies
(No) Can’t Shoot for Shit
(No) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(No) Dumb Blonde
(No) Hardcore Ricer, I mean racer
(No) Horrible Dubbing
(No) Laugh Track Credits
(No) Lesbians
(No) Male Nudity
(Sorta) Morgan Freeman Narration
(No) Movie Title Soundtrack Song
(Yes) Popeye Spinach Effect
(No) Pregnant Plot Changer
(No) Quicksand
(No) Secret Handshakes
(No) Smoking Is Cool???
(No) Strip Tease
(No) Unnecessary Sentence Enhancers (Swears)
(No) Urination
(No) Vomiting
Stereotypes:
Aliens, Comics

Fast Five (2011)

Poster:

Summary:
Former cop Brian O’Conner partners with ex-con Dom Toretto on the opposite side of the law. Since Brian and Mia Toretto broke Dom out of custody, they’ve blown across many borders to elude authorities. Now backed into a corner in Rio de Janeiro, they must pull one last job in order to gain their freedom. As they assemble their elite team of top racers, the unlikely allies know their only shot of getting out for good means confronting the corrupt businessman who wants them dead. But he’s not the only one on their tail. Hard-nosed federal agent Luke Hobbs never misses his target. When he is assigned to track down Dom and Brian, he and his strike team launch an all-out assault to capture them. But as his men tear through Brazil, Hobbs learns he can’t separate the good guys from the bad. Now, he must rely on his instincts to corner his prey… before someone else runs them down first.

Favorite Scene:
Off road Flat Bed Truck

Favorite Quote:
“Had to make a call huh? Shitty Call O’Connor, Shitty Call” 

After Thoughts:
I am simply left in amazement by my fav scene listed above.  So far what i can piece together is that the story line goes as far: fast and teh furious 1, fast and the furious 2 as a sideline, fast 4 as they head south, fast 5 (this movie), and then finally tokyo drift. now the way they put out the movies makes no sense, but they follow a tie in basis.
So this movie actually had me glued throughout, i found myself routing for them the whole time, the ending was a very nice twist and this has me neck and neck tied w/ ff3 for my favorite of the series. Now i also believe there may be another with roman pierce and tj, and possibly han and the girl in madrid

 Checklist:
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(No) Boobies
(Yes) Can’t Shoot for Shit
(Yes) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(No) Dumb Blonde
(Yes) Hardcore Ricer, I mean racer
(No) Male Nudity
(Yes) Pregnant Plot Changer
Stereotypes: Ricers, drug cartels, the rock,crooked cops
(Yes) Unnecessary Sentence Enhancers (Swears)
(No) Urination
(No) Vomiting

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