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Thor (2011)

Poster:

Where I Found It:
Movie Theater 

Summary:
The warrior Thor (Hemsworth) is cast out of the fantastic realm of Asgard by his father Odin (Hopkins) for his arrogance and sent to Earth to live among humans. Falling in love with scientist Jane Foster (Portman) teaches Thor much-needed lessons, and his new-found strength comes into play as a villain from his homeland sends dark forces toward Earth.

Favorite Scene:
Stan Lee drives a souped up dodge pickup trying to pull the hammer of Thor from the ground, and than rips the bed fright off the truck.

Favorite Quote:
“Your no match for the mighty… (hits window)” 

After Thoughts:
 30 mins in kinda sucks. so an ice cube pops up and tries to steal shit. blonde dude gets pissed and travels to their planet gets his ass kicked.  than banished along w/ a hammer to earth.
After that. pretty on the edge of my seat. I loved the SHIELD continuity. The special effects were amazing. The actor playing Thor was actually good. However if the pieces didn’t line up this could have been complete horse shit.

Checklist:
(No) Asshole Teacher
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(No) Boobies
(No) Can’t Shoot for Shit
(No) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(No) Dumb Blonde
(No) Hardcore Ricer, I mean racer
(No) Horrible Dubbing
(No) Laugh Track Credits
(No) Lesbians
(No) Male Nudity
(Sorta) Morgan Freeman Narration
(No) Movie Title Soundtrack Song
(Yes) Popeye Spinach Effect
(No) Pregnant Plot Changer
(No) Quicksand
(No) Secret Handshakes
(No) Smoking Is Cool???
(No) Strip Tease
(No) Unnecessary Sentence Enhancers (Swears)
(No) Urination
(No) Vomiting
Stereotypes:
Aliens, Comics

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