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The Cannonball Run (1981)

Poster:

Summary:
A wild, illegal, and popular cross-country car race is organized, and the eccentric entrants will do anything to win, including low-down, dirty tricks.

Favorite Scene:
The whole fuckin movie!!

Favorite Quote:
“Headquarters, we are still in pursuit of the black  Lamborghini. Car 42, you’ve been in pursuit for two hours. Another five minutes and you’ll be in Arizona. Yeah, and we’re going to stay in pursuit until we catch them. It didn’t take us THAT long to catch Dillinger.” 

After Thoughts:
Win! A movie I actually liked all to most the way thru

Checklist:
(No) Black Guy Dies First
(Yes) Boobies
(No) Can’t Shoot for Shit
(No) Cheesy Fight Sounds
(No) Decapitation
(Yes) Dumb Blonde
(Yes) Hardcore Ricer, I mean racer
(Yes) Laugh Track Credits
(Maybe) Lesbians
(No) Male Nudity
(No) Pregnant Plot Changer
(No) Strip Tease
(No) Unnecessary Sentence Enhancers (Swears)
(No) Urination
(No) Vomiting
Stereotypes:
55 MPH doesn’t suck

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